Vintage 2010 Staff Awards

6 May
2010

CREATED BY KRYSTINA MENEGAZZO (TWEEDLEDEE) + KYLIE HENDERSON (TWEEDLEDUM)

For his continued presence, early starts and committed work ethic during the arduous hours of vintage

THE MOST COMMITTED WORKER AWARD
ANDREAS HENSCHKE
TRACK: “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” –
The Offspring

For his totally distinguishable murmurings and particular sayings throughout vintage

THE ELOCUTIONIST AWARD
PETER GRAETZ
TRACK: “Working Class Man” – Jimmy Barnes

For caring for all living and injured creatures and her abiding attention to the vines

A DEGREE IN VETERINARY SCIENCE AND THE DR DOLITTLE AWARD
PRUE HENSCHKE
TRACK: “I Love My Dog” – Cat Stevens

For her gracefulness in the laboratory and ensuring the glassware inventory was replenished sooner than later

THE LADY WITH THE MOST DELICATE TOUCH AWARD
KYLIE HENDERSON
TRACK: “Every Little Thing She Does Is  Magic” – The Police

For setting a chic and high standard in the fashion stakes for the other cellar hands to follow

THE SEXIEST LEGS/HOT PANTS AWARD
HARRY
TRACK: “Hero” – Enrique Inglesias

For providing the ladies at C A Henschke & Co with ample ogling opportunities, we thank you

THE GASSIEST EMPLOYEE BUT WITH THE MOST  FIRM/TIGHT/PEACHY/PINCH-ABLE/HOT ARSE AWARD
JACK WEEDON
TRACK: “I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt”

For his in-your-face humour, quick remarks and routine comedy act with Fella in the lab

THE BEST COMEDY ACT AT THE FRINGE FESTIVAL AWARD
JOSHUA PFEIFFER
TRACK: “Life In The Fast Lane” – The Eagles

For his philandering ways with an ample collection of women that kept him otherwise occupied outside of vintage hours

THE CASANOVA AWARD
STUART DUDINE
TRACK: “Just a Gigolo” + “Stayin’ Alive” –   The Bee Gees

For her abandonment of care to the wind and her elegant, some might say, superior driving skills on the road and forklift

THE KAMIKAZE AWARD
KRYSTINA MENEGAZZO
TRACK: “Most People I Know Think That I’m  Crazy” – The Atzecs

For his perpetual attempts to talk in a French or Italian accent and his ventures into ethnic cuisine with canned ‘rich tomato’ spaghetti

THE WANNABE WOG AWARD
PAUL HAMPTON
TRACK: “The Zorba Dance” – LCD

For his daily comedic routine with too many puns to remember, such as Neville’s ‘road-tested’ or ‘rocky road’ Grenache

THE BEST DAD JOKES AWARD
STEPHEN HENSCHKE
TRACK: “Praise You” – Fatboy Slim

 

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