Random: Joke on finishing things

Finishing Things

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So…

I looked around my house to see the things that I’d started and hadn’t finished:

so I have managed to finish off that bottle of Nebbiolo…

a bottle of Chardonnay…

a bodle of brandee…

a butle of wum…

a pockage of buscuits…

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins…

the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz….

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now…

Note: La Donna del Vino does not condone inappropriate consumption of alcohol. This is a joke, slightly tweaked.

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